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Pussy Empowerment Party

Why have a baby shower when you can have a pussy empowerment party with your girlfriends instead?
Just like Babymoon was, baby shower also is a new concept to me.
I might have heard of it but foolishly thought it was some sort of celebration of the baby’s first bath (then why not call it baby-bath I wondered?), like a rite of passage for the little nipper. Instead it turns out to be yet another expression of consumerism, where the mother get showered with baby gifts prior to giving birth.

Needless to say, I didn’t like this idea.

But the thought of getting together with your girlfriends and be as naughty as girlfriends can be, share birth stories and pregnancy tips and joke about stretchmarks and wrecked vaginas sounded very appealing.
Ashley, my closest friend in this valley of nutters, both geographically and sentimentally, organised it all for me. And what an amazing job she did!

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The venue was by default the restaurant where we both work at, a gorgeous 150 years old colonial house where our friend Yasu, a skilled self taught chef, lives in and turns into a restaurant on Thursdays and Saturdays.

She decorated it in such a charming, classy fashion that any English wedding was put to shame in comparison!  Flowers and purple to please my taste, an arch of  pink balloons marked the entrance of the seating area subtly recalling the shape of a big Caucasian vagina, tea and cakes were the binding theme of the reunion.

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Little did I know my jam tart and Amalaa’s outstanding tiramisu were put to shame by these vagina-themes cakes that Ashley commissioned to a local Bulgarian resident known as Gina Sugarhands. I was in awe and was left rather speechless.

the three mighty cakes  © Enchantingwind Photography

the three mighty cakes
© Enchantingwind Photography

So my vagina got honoured and celebrated in sight of the big day ahead of me, birth stories were shared, I was in cake-leftover heaven for some days and finding a pink-sugary clitoris on the kitchen counter a few days later, ended this beautiful celebration with yet another smile.

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3 thoughts on “Pussy Empowerment Party

  1. Guillermo on said:

    Omigod! I canNOT believe that I actually have the ALBUM!

    http://wm56.inbox.com/thumbs/147_82fa1_b129cbe9_oJ.jpg.thumb

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  2. Hilarious! Wish I was there!

    Like

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